Beatrice Flattington

A character belonging to David Sherman

Legend
"das coo'"

A character belonging to Connor Schuman.

Born at age baby inside the mouth of a desert wurm, she has long been renowned as the strongest (7 year old) warrior in the history of the world. It is said that she could fell a Tarasque using only the power of her DFC.

Comes from a family of 2.345 x 10^78 sisters, all of which are the little sisters of the others. It is unknown she and her sisters are actually human at all, as there are no records of parents of any kind. It has been hypothesized that they might in fact be either a swarm of elementals of unknown origin or instead a form of hyper-intelligent jellyfish.

Extra Info
Gender: Female

Age: 7

Size: Small

Height: Perfection

Weight: USELESS 

Looks: "Delicious"

Eye Color:

Deity: Erythoul

Other Notes: Pacifist towards little girls; Lord of the Flatlands

On the Alleged Claims of "Racism"
Critics have often noted that Flattington has made several disparaging remarks about elves while drinking in a seedy tavern. Several witnesses claim that Ms. Flattington called elves "keebs","root-munchers", "knife-ears","toymakers","points","daisies" and even went so far as to call the once proud race "salad-shooters."

When further questioned about the subject, she punched the interviewer, breaking his jaw. She then began shouting that he was probably an elf anyway and beat a neat retreat, killing several elves along the way.

She has yet to make another public appearance at the advice of her lawyer.